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My Coffee Snob Story

Allen Yeh | Culture, Avant-Garde | 08.05.2009

Way down among Brazilians / Coffee beans grow by the billions / So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill. / They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil! / You can’t get cherry soda / Cause they’ve got to sell that quota / And the way things are I guess they never will. / They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil! / No tea or tomato juice / You’ll see no potato juice / The planters down in S... Read More...

Sprawling Puppy Notepad Fugue

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 01.24.2009

It's one thing to see an artist's finished works hanging in a gallery, and another thing to live with an artist and see works in progress. When you live with an artist, you never know for sure which bits of clutter might be art, or how to tell the difference between a preliminary sketch and a finished piece. Take this drawing for example: It is a recent work by the artist Phoebe Age Six (aka PA6). At the top of the im... Read More...

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Otter Kitty

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 01.03.2009

By Phoebe Age Six. The young artist who produced this image has described it as either "a kitty who thinks she's an otter" or "an otter who thinks she's a kitty." Well, which is it? Even if we allow for the ambiguity of pictorial representation, it can hardly be seen as both. Indeed, this seems to be one of those cases in which the critic should not take the artist's ... Read More...

MeowsyLand Chronicles II: Bird Tuesday

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 12.22.2008

Once upon a time in Meowsyland, the cat a-meows-ment park, the cats members were making a plan to eat some birds. They were all cats, you know, and cats love to eat birds. Suddenly, a tiny bird flew up and landed right in front of the main entrance to Meowsyland. “Chirp,” he said. That’s bird language for “Meow.” That’s cat language for “Woof.” ... Read More...

MeowsyLand Chronicles: Snow Monday

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 12.07.2008

Once upon a time in Meowsyland, the cat a-meows-ment park known as “The Meowiest Place on Earth,” the cats members were all getting ready for a very busy day. Stripey was the Mayor of Meowsyland, with a big office on Meown Street. He was also the Sheriff and the President. He was also the Boss of everybody, except, of course, for Milt Meowsy, the creator of Meows... Read More...

Man. Field. Park.

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 10.17.2008

What you get when you describe the story of Mansfield Park to Freddy Age Eight. Read More...

Three Birds, No Perspective

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 10.05.2008

Phoebe Age Six has drawn three birds flying. She depicts each bird with a severe simplicity: Four ovals, two lines, and dot. The first bird gets a bit of special treatment: the two lines of his beak are expanded to be flattened ovals themselves. Each bird has its own minor distinctions, and the rapid loops with which the artist defined the wings show signs of having been la... Read More...

Titanic Day

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 04.14.2008

Freddy Age Seven draws a remarkably accurate Titanic from memory: the color scheme, the tilted smoke stacks, and all. And memory is what it's all about on this anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. Highlighted against the stark white of a dramatically over-sized iceberg, the great ship goes down. In the background, the Carpathia draws near. In the foreground, the pit... Read More...

See Creatures by Contour

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 04.08.2008

The contour line, says Kimon Nicolaides in his classic book The Natural Way to Draw, is where the seeing eye meets the touching hand. A drawing made with a contour line is a drawing that touches the edge of the object represented, but touches it by proxy, with a marking instrument on paper. "Place the point of your pencil on the paper. Imagine that your pencil point is tou... Read More...

Pirate Epic in 25 Panels

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 03.18.2008

Prolific artist Freddy Age Seven has recently turned from single images to the demanding art form of juxtaposed sequential graphic narrative: cartoons. Here is an untitled composition in 25 panels that tells a pirate story. But it is no mere entertainment: it is both a searching study of human greed, and an exploration of the limits of narrative form. Yes! Look closely. ... Read More...

Cactus Forest

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 03.12.2008

The stagecoach, horse, and cacti are all drawn in red, with sharp angles and spiky corners everywhere. I can testify that Freddy Age Seven learned some of this technique from books by Ed Emberley, who can teach anybody to draw simple symbolic forms. The spokes are sharp, the cactus needles (OF COURSE!) are sharp, the legs and face of the horse are sharp. The viewer's tired ... Read More...

18 Cats in 5 Minutes

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 03.04.2008

Phoebe Age Five recently accepted the challenge to draw 18 cats as fast as she could. She completed the task in well under five minutes, and the result is a set of cat drawings with a striking range of compositional choices. In drawing, composition is the art of arranging visual elements on a page. It is of more fundamental importance even than draftsmanship or rendering, b... Read More...

Happy Birthday, George Washington

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 02.22.2008

Popular internet artist Freddy Age 7, in a rare signed artwork, pays homage to the first president of the United States (see Freddy's extensive online art gallery here). Patriotic images, especially ones inspired by national holidays, are a staple of this young artist's ouevre. This image features a George Washington figure recognizable by his white wig and numerous subtle ... Read More...

Dragon Protagonist

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 12.12.2007

Knight versus dragon, but note how the dragon is a biped who seems to be communicating via sign language. His mouth is politely closed, and the flame shooting from his nostrils barely extends further than his claws. The knight, on the other hand, holds his means defense off to one side, and brandishes his weapon of offense menacingly. Actual narration from Freddy Age Se... Read More...

ChaseGiving

Fred Sanders | Avant-Garde | 11.21.2007

Freddy Age Seven interprets the great American holiday, Thanksgiving, with this image of mayhem. At first glance, I took it for a battle between pilgrims (tall black hats, blunderbusses) and indians (feathered headdresses, tomahawks, bows and arrows). But upon closer examination, neither side is clearly chasing the other. Everybody's running to the left, firing bullets an... Read More...