Best unexpected outcome: the death of Napoleon and Snowball from swine flu has saved the Farm from tyranny. Farmer quarantines barn.
Second, Hen-Wen predicts Taran will catch flu, but then thinks, “Just kidding.”
Third, Charlotte writes “Not Fine Swine” over Wilbur and barnyard panics.
Fourth, Babe, pig in the city, sneezes and mob forms.
Fifth, the death of Petunia Pig to swine flu leaves Porky staring into drink, writing emo poetry, and saying, “That really is all folks.”
In happier news, three little pigs give Wolf flu and he can no longer “huff or puff.”
Seventh, Ziffels banish Arnold to barn when he sniffles during “Green Acres” marathon.
Eighth, mob in unnamed state burns down “Piggley Wiggley” to avoid flu.
Ninth, philosophy students refuse to read “Francis Bacon” for fear of contracting swine flu.
Finally, Pooh Bear has canceled further play dates now that Piglet has flu.