Following the example of the United Nations when it comes to Brits held by lunatics, I would like to express grave concern about the following:
1. I am gravely concerned about paying my taxes. I shall continue to discuss this concern with the government and other authorities. Until this concern is resolved, I assume I need not pay my taxes.
2. I am gravely concerned about the state of my lawn. It needs mowing. In fact, it really needs mowing. I have expressed this concern to my son who has forwarded it to his brother. We will continue to discuss this concern while the grass continues to grow.
3. I am very, very, indeed gravely, concerned about my job. I have decided to discuss doing my job with my Dean and plan on actually doing my job when we resolve these grave concerns.
Talk when action is called for is not cheap: it is fatal. The only thing these U.N. concerns will lead to is a grave for the British servicemen and women. I hope someone in the Coalition is about to act, since we know the U.N. will not.
By the way, I am paying my taxes, my son is cutting the grass, and I am doing my job. See? Action is not so hard.